David Baratier
Estrella’s Prophecies #15
Spring starts this month all over again.
White boy special advertised at local
barber, three dollars a skinning, so save
money with Oster shears. You have a dream
that frightens everyone. Boo-berry cereal’s
re-introduction to mass markets. Neighbor’s
police complaints about your sideburns and
or armpit hair lead you to buy a trimmer.
While you are there, at Phar-more Drugstore,
spine reinforcements are $49.99. As
expected, Pep Boys fail amphetamine
drug test and are unable to sponsor
this year’s World Series. Bat a single
header in the slot for more prophecies.
