Tomato Frog

You’re so vain, You probably think this song is about you. He must have been a god, the one who cross-bred a tomato with a frog. Long ago, tomatoes had a hard time getting around. If they [...]

Bodily Harm

When Libby’s twenty-pound boa struck at the rat, I dropped my tea on her snowy carpet. Long as a squirrel, the white rat had been frozen. Libby’s husband reheated it in the microwave (where I had [...]